May 23, 08 02:57 PMNote to Sharon Stone: stop standing next to Madonna. When you want to look good, it's never a good idea to position yourself near the goddess of the universe. I don't know what Madge does to keep herself all wrinkle free and hot, but she's gotta be in on something the rest of us don't know about.
Here she is in Cannes (along with everyone else from Hollywood). Anyone want to tell me who invited Mike Tyson to the event? How the hell does he get invited to the same soirees as Natalie Portman (who, as usual, is flawless and amazing).






