May 22, 08 04:03 PM

Looking at pictures of her from Maxim's Hot 100 party last night, it's no wonder Marissa Miller has been in every issue of Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit Edition since 2002. I mean, she's practically perfect.

You know what's even better than Marissa? That hot piece of man meat she's hanging on to. I must immediately find out who that eye candy is, and commence with the stalking. He totally doesn't even care that she's with him!