Jun 30, 08 02:27 PM

Holy hotness, Batman! Swedish football (um, you mean soccer?) player Marcus Rosenberg spent Sunday on Miami Beach, and I'm sure I don't need to point out how attractive he is. Homeboy is like, oozing sex appeal or something.

As for his girlfriend (whose name I absolutely refuse to look up, so I'll just call her Helga), she needs to get lost. We know how I feel about the Swedes, and Marcus is probably the best looking Swede on earth. Love him.