Jul 8, 08 07:57 PM

Dita Von Teese attended the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party to Celebrate the World Series of Poker, and as usual she looked amazing. I have never seen her look like crap before, and considering the sheer number of celebrity photos I see every day, that's saying something.

Yup, she's amazing.

 Jul 8, 08 09:56 AM

Everyone and their dog seems to be having babies this week. Now, we can add Matthew McConaughey to the list. Matt and his girlfriend Camilla Alves popped out a 7 pound, 4 oz baby boy yesterday. Unfortunately, he has yet to be named.

As you probably know, Matthew's older brother, Rooster, named his boy Miller Lyte. The bar has been set! Matt, you're up!

 Jul 8, 08 09:50 AM

Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy, Justin Long, have broken up, which really bums me out. I thought they were a totally cute couple. According to Drew's publicist, the couple had been together since August of 2007, but knew each other for eight years before that.

 Jul 7, 08 01:02 PM

Nicole Kidman had her baby, and for the first time in months we have a name that is on par with Nicole Richie's Harlow Winter!!! Woo hoo!!!

Nicole and her husband, Keith Urban, named the baby girl Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. I'm not so sure about the dual last name thing, but Sunday Rose is pretty awesome. Congrats to the happy family!

 Jul 7, 08 08:12 AM

Just thought I'd remind you that while the rich and famous are partying with Dolce and Gabbana, you're back in your company's cubicle farm nursing a hangover and cursing the lady sitting across from you for wearing too much perfume and listening to her light rock radio station a little too loud. Awesome.

Anyway, there are different levels of rich, as these photos illustrate. I think you've pretty much hit the upper echelon of loaded when you have a team of people whose only job is to carry big ass umbrellas to shield you from the throngs of paparazzi vying for a shot of you losing your balance on a boat.

 Jul 7, 08 08:04 AM

Oprah must have followed J Lo's lead, because she also spent the 4th of July in Portofino, Italy. I guess she was able to take some time off from running the world to get a little R & R in. Ugh. All these pictures do is remind me that I need a vacation. I want to be drinking a margarita out of a glass that's bigger than my head, damnit!

 Jul 6, 08 07:13 PM

Mel B and her husband, Stephen Belafonte, were eating at the Newsroom in Hollywood earlier. Why is this such a catastrophe? Because the Health Department downgraded its rating to a C! That's like, barely passing!

Mel B is a national treasure and she must be protected. No more C grade restaurants, Mel!

 Jul 6, 08 07:07 PM

I seriously loves me some Sharon Osbourne. And who wouldn't? Any chick that can keep Ozzy in line for so many years deserves mad props and a shout out. Here she is shopping at the Malibu Country Mart.

First Nicky Hilton, now Sharon? I've never even heard of the joint before! I must find out what this Malibu Country Mart sells.

 Jul 6, 08 07:03 PM

I just thought I'd let ya'll know...in case residents of the Malibu want to run for their lives greet her with flowers, banners and the key to the city. Also, is that bird poop on the wall?

 Jul 6, 08 06:59 PM

Jeremy Piven went jogging with his trainer (I'm guessing that's who the mystery guy is?) the other day, revealing that he's pretty effin' sexy. Rumors are floating around the interwebz that he's a total creep, but I don't really care. He can creep me out any day.

 Jul 6, 08 06:51 PM

Flaming, on fire, whatev. Perez Hilton hosted a 4th of July celebration at Prive, and I have the pictures in my inbox to prove it. He debuted a new hairdo AND a new body when he went topless for a video blog.

It's been a busy time for Perez, he recently came out with his own clothing line for Hot Topic stores (which I hear has been doing very well). Congrats on everything to Perez! Keep it up, kid!

 Jul 6, 08 06:38 PM

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony spent some time yesterday at Dolce and Gabbana's Portofino villa and on the designers' yacht "Regina d'Italia" (Queen of Italy). It's nice to see J Lo without five gallons of bronzer covering her body. Jenny from the block is back! Woo hoo!

 Jul 3, 08 10:56 PM

We caught up with Sharon Stone at Pinkberry yesterday for some fro-yo, she deserves a spot next to Warren Beatty in the "I Age Well" hall of fame. She's fabulous and feisty!