Jun 27, 08 11:52 AM

Pop clown Chris Martin took a day off from assaulting photographers to appear on NBC's Today Show.
According to an audience member, the Coldplay front-man apparently used the massive media exposure to make a derogatory remark about The Paparazzi while poking a tongue out and holding his microphone in front of his....er......manhood.

If history has taught us anything about the music business, it is that 99.9% of fame is short lived.
No doubt there will come a day when Mr. Martin will beg to have his photo taken.