Jul 16, 08 12:40 PM
At 2am this morning, Andy Dick was arrested on drug and sexual battery charges. Police pulled up to his Douchemobile van and found that he had Xanax and some pot in his pockets. Sounds like a party, right?
Well, not so much when you factor in that he also sexually assaulted a 17-year-old girl. He allegedly pulled down her shirt and bra in the middle of the street. After a lineup on the street, both the girl and another witness fingered Dick as the culprit. He was thrown in jail and bail was set at $5,000. It has been reported that he's still locked up (sounds like he can't make his own bail?).
I seriously hope that the legal system throws the effin' book at this toolbag. He's been causing enough problems for the last several years, and now he's assaulting minors? That's even low for him, which is saying quite a bit. I hope he catches the wrath that R. Kelly and Michael Jackson missed out on, and that the hardened criminals he's currently sharing a jail cell with have their way with him. Then again, maybe he'd like that. Barf.
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