Jun 30, 08 02:27 PM

Holy hotness, Batman! Swedish football (um, you mean soccer?) player Marcus Rosenberg spent Sunday on Miami Beach, and I'm sure I don't need to point out how attractive he is. Homeboy is like, oozing sex appeal or something.

As for his girlfriend (whose name I absolutely refuse to look up, so I'll just call her Helga), she needs to get lost. We know how I feel about the Swedes, and Marcus is probably the best looking Swede on earth. Love him.

 Jun 29, 08 10:32 AM

I may loves me some Britney Spears, but I LOVES ME some Rosie O'Donnell (no, not in that way, get your mind out of the gutter). My love for Rosie O could cross vast oceans and climb tall mountains, which is why I'm pissed that I missed her book signing.

Seriously though, Rosie's my kind of woman. Did you see how she regularly delivered a verbal smack down on The View? Who needs WWE when you have that kind of entertainment? Sure, she's looking like she's had a bit too much sun on one of her cruises, but whatev. She's Rosie and she can do no wrong in my book.

 Jun 29, 08 10:21 AM

I don't get what the obsession with this dude is. I mean, he was on Desperate Housewives for a combined total of around 15 minutes, then he was Punk'd, and now he's...rolling around town looking like some sort of gay gang member?

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse...you're physically not bad looking! In fact, you're kind of hot. Stop fighting off the hotness by dressing like such a toolbag!

 Jun 28, 08 07:54 PM

Yup, it's true. Kristin Cavallari stepped up to the plate (or is it the tee?) and saved the day at the Simply Fit DJ Irie Celebrity Golf Tournament at the Miami Beach Golf Club today. Why did she need to save the day? Because Father of the Year award winner Kevin Federline reportedly flaked on his hosting duties and didn't show up for the second year in a row! Maybe he was too busy nursing a hangover from his hosting duties at Mansion nightclub last night!!

Fortunately, Kristin was a real pro and handled the event almost by herself (Alfonso Ribeiro and Alonzo Mourning were also there to lend a hand). So, I'd like to offer my official Mad Props and a Shoutout to Kristin Cavallari...you go, girl!

 Jun 28, 08 07:42 PM

Dita Von Teese went shopping on Melrose yesterday, and we have exclusive pictures of it.

Dita is officially my hero, because every time she leaves the house she looks flawless and I'm sure that takes some kind of actual magic. Maybe pixie dust or concentrated rainbow powder, I'm not sure on the details yet. Love her hair, love her outfit, love everything Dita.

 Jun 28, 08 07:38 PM

Dolph Lundgren got caught lunching at the Ivy yesterday, and unlike some other celebs (*cough*jessicabiel*cough*) he actually smiles for the camera. This is because Dolph is hot and he knows it. He's so hot, in fact, that he can wear the Riders brand jeans that his grandmother bought him for Christmas at Wal Mart and still look effin' sweeeet.

Plus, he's Swedish. What's hotter than that?

 Jun 28, 08 07:33 PM

Here is a shot of Christina Aguilera leaving the Ivy yesterday, and I've got to know who her babysitter is. I don't have any friends with kids, but I imagine that if I did, they'd constantly be bitching about how hard it is to find a babysitter so that they can go out. Isn't that what young parents do?

Christina, on the other hand, never seems to have that problem. She's on the cover of all kinds of magazines, she goes out to the clubs (one tabloid has pictures of her hitting 5 clubs in just one week) and she hardly ever has her kid in tow.

Yup, best babysitter ever.

 Jun 28, 08 07:27 PM

I've been telling ya'll that Britney Spears is back for a long time, but it now it looks like she's back in full force. Last night, she came to and left Sur restaurant with her own crew of bodyguards and photographers. Wow.

Again, my love for Britney is well documented (I even start my workouts with Toxic!), but girlfriend's weave is in need of a checkup. She's been doing so well with it lately, and I even had high hopes that it would stay mange-free forever. It's like, kind of spiky towards the top and a little kinky on her left side. On a weave scale of 1-10, I can only give this one a 4.

 Jun 28, 08 07:20 PM

Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton attended Photographer's Gallery Presents: "The Good Life" last night, a benefit for P.S. Arts, Organization for Children's Arts Education in Los Angeles.

Is it just me, or does Paris need to lay off of the Mystic Tan for a while? Look at her legs next to Kathy's! Mama Hilton, on the other hand, is looking fresh, as the kids on the street say these days. She could honestly pass for a Hilton sister, not a Hilton matriarch.

 Jun 28, 08 02:07 PM

Khloe Kardashian celebrated her birthday at Pure nightclub in Vegas last night, and her whole family came. I'm going to refrain from making any yeti references here, but I will say that it is kind of weird how Khloe's picture is larger than the other thumbnails.

Anyway, mad props and birthday shoutouts go to Khloe! Woo Hoo!

 Jun 28, 08 01:57 PM

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were caught leaving dinner last night, only for Jessica to hide her face behind a gigantic purse playing a game of peekaboo. The normally reclusive couple are hardly ever photographed together, despite reports that Jessica officially moved into Justin's house recently.

I don't understand hiding your face and ruining a shot for the photographers, when all the pictures do is land you in the pages of magazines and keep your star high. I could see why they'd do it if they were caught doing something embarrassing, like crashing your car drunk like another celeb we won't mention, but just leaving dinner? Smile and pose a bit already! It'll do your career good!

 Jun 28, 08 01:49 PM

Amy Winehouse performed for the first time since leaving the hospital, at Nelson Mandela's birthday party. She wore a heart in her hair that said "Blake", something that's become a bit like a trademark for her.

We're glad to see that she's doing better...let's all keep our fingers crossed that she stays on the right track!

In other news, it seems like every celebrity and his mother went to this event last night...I'm guessing my invite got lost in the mail?

 Jun 28, 08 01:32 PM

Nicole Richie is being all elusive, hiding her face like she just saw somebody from high school that she doesn't want to talk to when leaving the Beverly Wilshire Hotel yesterday. I actually think she looks cute here!

 Jun 27, 08 11:52 AM

Pop clown Chris Martin took a day off from assaulting photographers to appear on NBC's Today Show.
According to an audience member, the Coldplay front-man apparently used the massive media exposure to make a derogatory remark about The Paparazzi while poking a tongue out and holding his microphone in front of his....er......manhood.

If history has taught us anything about the music business, it is that 99.9% of fame is short lived.
No doubt there will come a day when Mr. Martin will beg to have his photo taken.

 Jun 26, 08 11:57 AM

Here's Madonna and Guy at Cannes, apparently waving goodbye to their marriage. I don't know why Guy has that look on his face...if it's true, he's about to get PAID!

The Times of London, a reputable paper (that means this info isn't coming from the Weekly World News or something tabloid-ey like that) is reporting that the power couple are totally over.

In fact, they're saying that Madonna has hired the same legal team that Paul McCartney did. Sir Paul got taken to the cleaners by his ex, so let's hope Madonna has better luck.

Even more interestingly, it has been reported that Madge and Guy do NOT have a prenup.

 Jun 26, 08 10:56 AM

Somebody needs to tell George Michael how to have a proper birthday celebration. The first rule is, you don't work on your birthday! If you do have to work, you call in sick with pink eye (pink eye is great because it's really gross, contagious, not something generic like the 24 hour flu and it buys you a couple of days).

Anyway, George decided to have a concert at the Forum in LA in lieu of a party for his 45th.

Here's my question: What is Dr. Phil doing there? And is he talking on the phone via Bluetooth?!?!?!!? Ugh. At least Lisa Rinna was there to class things up a bit. I love her.

 Jun 26, 08 10:43 AM

Earlier today Cameron Diaz went prancing around town wearing what looks like an engagement ring. It's got diamonds, gold and is on the right finger...

However, Hollywood has taught me that if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck, it's probably a publicity stunt.

 Jun 25, 08 12:33 PM

It would be difficult for me to care any less than I already do about Paris Hilton. Like, it should be an Olympic sport, where contestants from all over the world compete to see who can get me to think less about her. The winner will get one of Carmen Electra's stripper poles in either bronze, silver or gold.

But because some of you guys seem to love her, I went ahead and wrote this post. Here's Paris leaving Benji Madden's DCMA store on Melrose yesterday. I can say lots of negative stuff about her, but at least she knows how to promote. If I hear "Paris Hilton" and "DCMA" in the same sentence one more time, I swear I'll scream.

 Jun 25, 08 12:22 PM

Britney Spears is back from Louisiana and has officially won more time with her kids. The family court agreed to let her boys stay for overnight visits, which is a big step for Brit Brit.

Now, we all know that I've always been a pretty steadfast fan of Britney, but you have to admit: the chick is getting her act together. She's losing weight, she's got her boys back and her career is moving forward again. Plus, check out her weave! It's looking great! I wouldn't even say there are critters livin' up in there.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is progress.

 Jun 25, 08 12:02 PM

Brooke Shields was in NYC signing copies of her new book, "Welcome to the World, Baby", at Barnes and Noble yesterday. Brooke, who has had a public battle with postpartum depression, seems to have recovered nicely.

You go, girl!

 Jun 25, 08 10:03 AM

David Beckham and Jessica Alba are slated to appear on Sesame Street. I can't believe that show is still running! It has got to be the longest running TV show in the history of ever. The show is currently filming its 39th season.

Other stars scheduled to appear this year include Sandra Oh, Jenny McCarthy, Brian Williams, Neil Patrick Harris, Heidi Klum, Will Arnett and Jason Taylor.

 Jun 25, 08 09:57 AM

Following the leaked 911 call in March, where she said she was suicidal, Heather Locklear seemed to be doing okay. Apparently, the actress isn't well after all, as she has reportedly checked herself into a psych hospital in Arizona.

Heather's rep told PEOPLE "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment."

Bummer. We hope she gets better soon!

 Jun 23, 08 06:06 PM

Here's Mario doing something nice for the kids earlier in Los Angeles. He's spreading happiness and cheer to all of the good little girls and boys by offering them new M&Ms ice cream treats.

And this is me refraining from taking a cheap shot at R. Kelly

 Jun 23, 08 05:54 PM

British model Leilani seems to be just like all of us when on vacation: a little tourist-ey. Here she is at Mel's Diner (you know, the one from American Graffiti and Happy Days) having a milkshake.

 Jun 23, 08 05:44 PM

Pamela Anderson donated her 2000 Dodge Viper to PETA to auction off over the weekend. Auction giant Julien's Auctions oversaw the event, with Pam on hand to make sure her Viper got a decent price. She even went so far as to customize the car with racing stripes and other stuff to increase its value at auction.

Um...I'm guessing she clearly hasn't seen what the Center for Consumer Freedom has to say about PETA.

 Jun 23, 08 05:37 PM

I have to say, when I first looked at this thumbnail in my inbox, I could have sworn it was Samantha Ronson. Like, I would have put $5 and my last Toaster Strudel on it.

Anyway, here's Reese Witherspoon getting ready to fly commercial out of LA. Love it! These celebs need to stop taking private planes, and I'm glad somebody like Reese is setting a good example.

 Jun 23, 08 05:28 PM

Carmen Electra hosted "Dealing to the Stars" yesterday at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Florida's first legal blackjack game. Rumor has it that Gary Busey trekked his ass all the way to Florida, only to find out that Carmen wasn't doing that kind of dealing. Bummer.

Also, I really wouldn't be surprised if Carmen really was the one to broker the legalization of blackjack deal. How could anyone say no to her?

 Jun 23, 08 05:20 PM

I don't really have a choice. I feel as though any normal person has to hate a woman who, at 44 friggin' years old, looks like that while shopping for sunglasses. She's definitely the hottest one out of all of the Desperate Housewives.

When I shop, everyone instantly knows who I am. This is because I roll to the store in stained sweatpants and Bonnaroo tee shirt, looking more than a little bit homeless.

 Jun 22, 08 08:05 PM

Amy Winehouse better get well soon, 'cause we're running out of pics of her to put in the blog! Unfortunately, Amy isn't doing so hot in the hospital. This is what her dad, Mitch, had to say:

"The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her. The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid — she wouldn't have been able to breathe. She's got emphysema. It's in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there like an old person with a mask on her face struggling to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes, her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capacity. If she doesn't go back to drugs, then she can lead this magnificent life. We are praying that that's what Amy really wants. She seems resolute."

We at MavrixOnline wish her nothing but the best.

 Jun 21, 08 12:09 PM

Lindsay Lohan has has some rough times over the past year or so, but it looks like she's finally back to work. Here she is, shooting scenes for her new movie Labor Pains and looking relatively hot.

Speaking of the Lohan clan, have you guys seen that reality show her mom and sister are on? It's a hot mess and I can't get enough of it!

 Jun 21, 08 11:54 AM

Rihanna performed on the Today show yesterday, where she showed off her new tattoo and questionable taste in hats. I'm beginning to think her stylist hates her or something.

Anyway, the tattoo is on her shoulder, and it looks like it's Roman numerals or something (Jay-Z has a thing for Roman numerals. Look it up, it's true).

And, like clockwork, I have that Umbrella song stuck in my head. I can't talk about Rihanna without it happening. Ella, ella, ella

 Jun 19, 08 03:50 PM

I forget, what comes next? Is it the rivers of blood or the locusts? (Just kidding. Kind of.)

Anyway, Jamie Lynn Spears had her kid, a healthy daughter she named Maddie Briann. People were saying that she was going to name the baby something like Cailynn, which is why you shouldn't believe everything you read online (that is, unless it's on MavrixOnline, because I'm like, always right and stuff).

Congrats to the Spears family!

 Jun 19, 08 03:42 PM

The Logo channel's Jason Dottley and his soon-to-be-husband, director Del Shores applied for their marriage license yesterday in Hollywood. California finally came to its senses and began issuing them to same-sex couples last week. Double congrats to the happy couple, who have a wedding in the works and the series premiere of Sordid Lives: The Series on July 23rd to look forward to. Way to go, guys!!!

Also, mad props and a shout out to everyone who has been fighting (and continue to fight) for their constitutional rights to equality. Let's hope that all of the other states follow suit soon!

 Jun 19, 08 01:48 AM

A couple of weeks ago, I wouldn't have known who Delta Goodrem is. But I heard one of her songs, and I was totally hooked. She's 23, from Australia and pretty big in most parts of the world.

Oh, yeah. She's also pretty effin' hot (not to mention being hot and heavy with former UK boyband Westlife singer Brian McFadden). Plus, any chick who can beat cancer and still rule the charts is A-Okay in my book.

Anyway, if you're into hearing new music, check out some of her stuff. (I suggest Together We Are One)

 Jun 19, 08 01:19 AM

Holy hell, did he stuff a watermelon down there?! David Beckham is the crotch face for Emporio Armani underwear, and as the new photos for the campaign are coming out, I can see why. When the players look that good, it's a wonder soccer isn't bigger in America.

Somebody commented on my previous post about the Affleck family being the best one in Hollywood today, but I'm willing to bet there are some people who think that David and Victoria Beckham are the real royalty of famous families. What do you guys think?

 Jun 17, 08 07:25 PM

Word on the street is that Christian Audigier has found the new face to represent his brand...

Sarah Larson!

Rumors are circulating that George Clooney has already moved onto a new relationship with a mystery girl, and it's good to see that Sarah's progressing as well. You go, girl!

 Jun 17, 08 07:17 PM

I don't think there's anything more precious than Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck with their daughter, Violet. Sure, I'm a little jealous that I'm not married to Ben (I guess there's still hope for me and Matt, though), but I'm glad to see that he and Jen are happy.

I think out of all of the Jennifers he's dated, this one is by far the best!

 Jun 16, 08 09:26 PM

Word on the street is that Angelina Jolie is in talks with Coty to create her own fragrance line.

An insider was quoted as saying "Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her."

I'm thinking it's going to smell like the drool of the millions of people who are dying to fill Brad's place in her life, with slight undertones of Billy Bob Thornton's regret and Johnny Lee Miller's anguish.

Coty usually puts out pretty affordable stuff that can be bought in drug stores, so it looks like everyone will be able to afford a little Eau de Angelina. Woo hoo!

 Jun 16, 08 09:10 PM

Lately, drama has been following the Hogan family wherever they go. After Nick got in trouble for wrecking his car into a palm tree, the Hulkster drew attention by dating a chick who looked disturbingly like his daughter (in fact, she used to be friends with Brooke. Next, the mom started cougaring it up by dating a 19-year-old.

Then, jail audio tapes were released to the public, where Nick and his family talked about John Graziano being "a negative person" and alluded that him being in the hospital was God's way of smacking him down, WWE style. Hulk later went on Larry King Live to clear the air.

Well, apparently the Graziano family weren't impressed, because TMZ has audio of a threatening phone call allegedly made by a member of the Graziano family. I've listened to the tape, and to call it disturbing is an understatement.

Personally, I think the family has been through enough. Fame whoring aside, Nick is in jail serving the time that our justice system saw fit to assign to him, and he'll have to live with what he did for the rest of his life (which would be punishment enough for me).

If you're interested in hearing what was said in the voicemails, Click here.

What do ya'll think about it? Post your thoughts in the comments section.

 Jun 16, 08 09:01 PM

Amy Winehouse was paid $2 million (!!!) to perform at a gallery opening in Moscow over the weekend, and attendees apparently got a little something extra, free of charge. She was a couple of hours late, but made up for it by not wearing any underwear and showing people in the front rows what she's workin' with. Yup, people actually saw her in all her glory and lived to tell about it.

In other news, earlier this afternoon Amy fainted and was rushed to the hospital, where she's being kept for observation overnight. (I'm going to go ahead and let you make your own joke here.)

I certainly wish Amy a speedy recovery from whatever it is that ails her. People can say what they want to about her personal life, but there's absolutely no denying that she's one of the most talented singers of her generation.

 Jun 15, 08 03:13 PM

Shamon!

Remember when Neverland Ranch was set to be foreclosed upon, but some investment company bailed him out right before it went up for auction? Well, it seems like it's about time for Michael Jackson to pay the $23 million he owes them. Legit reports are coming out, saying that Michael will be headlining his own Vegas show.

We'll see if it actually works out...I'm thinking he should team up with R. Kelly and do a joint show.

In other news, thanks to everyone who has been commenting on the posts lately. The more you comment, the more likely I am to give you mad props and a shout out in a post. (But I can't do that if you don't leave your name!)

 Jun 13, 08 09:20 PM

R. Kelly was found innocent by a jury of his peers today, meaning that he won't be spending a minimum of four years in jail. Upon hearing the news, Kelly reportedly went outside, got in his windowless white van and went shopping for puppies and candy.

Okay, so I made the last part up.

Good for the defense for poking holes in the prosecution's case, and I'm glad to know that R. Kelly can get back to what he's good at: making music. In fact, in his honor I'm listening to Remix to Ignition on repeat.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce...

 Jun 13, 08 10:26 AM

Everyone and their grandma is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears has called off her wedding with father-to-be Casey Aldridge, and the Spears family seems to be rallying around the pregnant teen. Jamie, Spears' dad, even went back to Louisiana to stay with his daughter for awhile, leaving Britney behind in California.

When I first heard this news, I sort of felt bad for Jamie Lynn. But then I remembered that she's worth more than me and everyone I know put together and my sympathy train crashed into the wall of my jealousy. Trainwreck!