May 31, 08 03:17 AM

Okay, maybe it's the two and a half bottles of wine that I drank that're making me tingle. (I'm currently employing the "keep one foot on the ground and one hand on the wall to keep the room from spinning" method of not puking, thereby securing myself a spot in the Queen of Classy Hall of Fame.)

I digress (and hiccup a bit).

Clint Eastwood here is probably the manliest man to ever walk the face of the earth. In the picture above, where he's attending an event honoring him, you can practically smell his testosterone. People like to give that credit to Chuck Norris, but I think that Clinty here would kick Chuckie's ass.

If you disagree, I'd like to point out that one of the two men had good sense not to publicly endorse Mike Huckabee, and it wasn't Chuck. CLINT EASTWOOD FOR PRESIDENT!

Plus, he's totally still virile. All you have to do to see that is take a gander at the picture. You can tell, he was having a nice interview with ET, when some Hollywood hobag tried to hit on him. Judging by the look on his face, you can practically hear him saying "Bitch please! I'm Clint mutha-effin' Eastwood! If you want to get with this, you best get in line! It forms to the right, and wraps around the block. Oh, and bring a friend, because there's plenty of me to go around."

I hear that Clint Eastwood once went to the Virgin Islands, and now they're just called "The Islands". Yup. Definitely more hardcore than Chuck Norris.

 May 31, 08 03:10 AM

So, in news of the rich and famous, David Beckham bought his wife (you know, the one who was in the Spice Girls?) her own friggin' vineyard so she can make wine. Since word on the street is that her denim line is tanking, it's probably a good thing they're diversifying their portfolio. I'd hate to see them go broke (read: go from a net worth of $4 gazillion to a mere $3.5 gazillion).

Here's what I want to know: where do I sign up for one of these? No, I'm not talking about a winery, but my own hot-ass husband who will buy me anything I want and not care that I kind of look like an alien. I mean, I have a hard time getting my man to buy me a bottle of Boone's Farm!

 May 30, 08 01:50 PM

This is another treat, straight from our photographer's lenses to your computer screen. Woo Hoo!

You know what I was thinking? I was thinking that I just couldn't go another minute without seeing a hot celeb lounging around in a skimpy bikini. Well, the paparazzi gods were smiling on me today, because guess what I have here? Mel B., in all of her bootylicous glory!

So, here's the story: Mel B. and her husband, Stephan Belafonte, had a boozy lunch (the best kind!), and ended up taking a two-hour nap outside under a towel. Afterward, Stephan decided to pseudo-molest her, adjusting her bottoms for our viewing pleasure. Hot!

Also, where did Mel find that guy? Ghetto-R-Us? I'm totally not digging that back tattoo, or the chud hanging over his trunks.

 May 29, 08 11:36 PM

Lindsay Lohan was out and about yesterday after getting her hair did, and for somebody with her own leggings line she sure doesn't seem to know the product that well. That is, of course, assuming she didn't flash her naughty bits around town on purpose (it wouldn't be the first time!).

On another note, I love her bag.

 May 29, 08 11:25 PM

Uma Thurman is starring in another movie I won't see, entitled Motherhood. I don't have anything against her as a person (I mean, she did divorce Ethan Hawke, which totally freed him up for the rest of us), but she just doesn't do it for me.

Remember when she was in The Truth About Cats and Dogs with Janeane Garofalo? I always thought that Janeane was the hot one, not Uma.

 May 29, 08 07:30 PM

In light of the charges brought against Naomi Campbell for viciously assaulting police officers with her supermodel spit, I bring to you the first EVER MavrixOnline reader poll. In a little while, I'll make another post about the results.

For the record, you can go ahead and put me down for "Throw Away the Key!"

 May 29, 08 04:10 PM

This picture is so full of awesome I'm not sure how our servers are handling it.

What you see here is Harrison Ford and Elaine Lancaster, one of the best 'Superstar Socialites' in the business. As a matter of fact, I think I'm in love with her.

I'm pretty sure Harry's in love with her too, because he's practically drooling all over her. The hair, the nails, the pearls...everything is just too much to handle, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

 May 29, 08 03:59 PM

Okay, when I first got this picture in, I said to myself "who is this beautiful, delicate creature?" So I Wiki'd her, and found out she's like, the Britney Spears of the Latin world. She's sold around 5 zillion records, and she looks nothing short of amazing in the pictures on the website.

So, then, I had to ask myself: Paulina Rubio, WTF?

Her sunglasses are huge, and yet they still don't seem to hide the gigantic eyebrows that seem to be running for their life towards her hairline. It's looks like she went to her waxer and said "You know the McDonald's golden arches? I want those. On my face. NOW!"

Next thing you know, she's lunching at the Ivy and sending her eyebrows of death into attack mode. Seriously, I can't get away from them. It's like those creepy pictures in haunted houses, where the eyes follow you wherever you go.

 May 29, 08 03:49 PM

You know who I love? Adam Sandler. My love for his is wider than a thousand oceans and deeper than, um, the deepest thing you can think of.

No joke. If given the option between Adam Sandler or a harem filled with Patrick Dempsey, Lance Armstrong, George Clooney and Clive Owen lounging on bricks of gold, I'd take Adam Sandler in a heartbeat. The only guy who I might choose over Adam is David Cook from American Idol, and even then it's pretty close.

Here's Adam at the premiere of his movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan. Yup, that's right, he wore jeans (and if you have a problem with that, I'll see you in the back alley at 9pm. I'll be the one carrying a tire iron).

 May 29, 08 03:39 PM

Nicole Richie hit up traffic school yesterday, presumably in relation to that "going the wrong way down the highway with vicodin in her system because she has severe menstrual cramps" thing from way back when. Then again, I could be wrong and she could just be there to brush up on her parallel parking skills.

You know who needs to go to traffic school? The Hogan family. How do we sign them up for these classes, and how soon can they start attending?

Ugh. Traffic school gives me flashbacks of the driver's ed class I took in high school. I'm pretty sure the teacher was Satan himself, and he barely passed me. Even then, he still called my parents and told them I had no business driving. Let's all hope Nicole has a better teacher than I did.

 May 29, 08 12:09 PM

It looks like somebody in the engineering department had a little too much time on his hands. What you're looking at is a ginormous telescope that lets people in London look across the Atlantic Ocean and see people 3,460 miles away. Yeah, and you thought the telescope your dad bought you when you were 12 was cool.

It's called The Telectroscope (funny, my spell check doesn't recognize it as a word), and has 6-foot-tall screens that people can look through.

In other news, there's still no cure for cancer.

 May 29, 08 12:03 PM

Will Smith was out and about in NYC yesterday filming Hancock. I can't believe film crews these days. First, Julia Roberts' movie shoot gets put on hold because of paparazzi, and now Will Smith is still filming a flick that I thought for sure was already in the can! What's next with these people?

I'm actually pretty psyched to see John Hancock. Any story about a drunken superhero who messes stuff up is A-okay with me. It kind of reminds me of my life, but without the superhero part.

 May 29, 08 11:56 AM

Julia Roberts and her sad clown face was trying to get her work on in Rome with Clive Owen, but the paparazzi came and ruined everything. Production was put on hold until the riffraff left.

What is up with these people? What kind of low rent operation are they running here? Julia is one of the highest paid actresses in the business, and you're telling me that the studio couldn't spring for some security or something?

I'm thinking the crew just wanted a day off. Hell, if I were in Rome right now for "work", I'd want a day off too.

 May 28, 08 08:22 PM

Sarah Larson is a lot like my trash on Wednesdays: OUT ON THE EFFIN' STREET!

Please excuse my enthusiasm, but I'm doing cartwheels and back flips now that I know my man George Clooney is single again. He's too hot to be tied down! Sarah and Georgie were together for around a year, and he's moved out of the house that they share so she can get her crap together and leave.

When tapped for comment, Clooney's rep said "I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life."

We all know what that means! Ladies (and gents...I'm not here to judge!), it's time to really dig into those Carmen Electra workout tapes. George has already proven that he's willing to date regular hobags, and while the chances are slim, one of us could totally be the next Sarah Larson.

 May 28, 08 12:27 PM

Oh, please please please please let this happen!

The Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten said that he would love to work on writing a song with Britney Spears. I can picture the two of them singing together now, and I feel like my head is about to explode with awesome!

Seriously, they'd do the best rendition of that Donnie and Marie song EVER.

Brit: "I'ma leetle bit country!"
Johnny: *hack* "I'ma li'le bit rock 'n roll!" *spit*

 May 28, 08 11:52 AM

Quick! Somebody call the waaaambulance! Kirsten Dunst is sad!

Yesterday Kirsten Dunst (you know, the one all the bloggers were calling Kirsten Drunkst) announced that when she checked into the Cirque Lodge earlier this year, it was to battle depression, not a substance abuse or alcohol problem.

Now, I'm kind of torn on this one. On one hand, I sort of understand. If I Iooked like Kirsten Dunst I'd be depressed, too. On the other hand, why in the name of Carmen Electra's Stripper Pole would you check yourself into a drug rehab facility if you were just depressed? When you're down that low, everyone knows you check yourself into the loony bin (ask Britney!). Take yourself to Dr. Phil, not Dr. Drew!

I don't know about you guys, but I smell a bit of spin here. Career wise, it's way better to be depressed than to be a drug or alcohol fiend, and nobody wants to hire someone who is going to be too busy taking meds to shoot a film.

Either way, I hope she sorts out whatever issues she has. She was pretty good in Interview With A Vampire, and that alone makes me like her at least a little. Plus, she was pretty good in the Spiderman movies, so she gets some more credit from that.

 May 28, 08 11:33 AM

Kylie Minogue is 40 years old today, and the Australian pop princess doesn't look a day over 25. Brit Brit Spears needs to sit up and take notice, because Kylie here knows how to work a career.

She's done a little bit of everything (including INXS frontman Michael Hutchence, which makes me more than a little jealous), and had me doing the Locomotion when I was four.

Here's a bit of hot gossip, straight out of the 80s: when she was dating Michael, the two of them had sex on a plane while the Australian Prime Minister was aboard, and then publicly talked about it afterward. Ballsy! Love it!

 May 28, 08 11:07 AM

Julia Roberts is in Rome filming Duplicity and looking fabulous. Of course, by "fabulous" I mean "a little haggard", but who cares? She's an American treasure, kind of like Audrey Hepburn or Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe.

Does anyone want to tell me why the beehive look is making a comeback? Please tell me that Amy Winehouse isn't influencing fashion, cause if she is, I'm totally moving to Azerbaijan and permanently disconnecting myself from society.

People need to stop teasing their weaves! This isn't Texas, circa 1992!

On the other hand, Clive Owen is a hot peace of man meat and needs to be in more movies. He's gorgeous, and totally should have been the new James Bond based on his hairline alone. Have you seen Daniel Craig's hairline? It looks like it's running away from his face! I need to have a little chat with some casting directors, because they obviously don't know what's up.

 May 27, 08 11:09 PM

The Sex and the City premiere brought everyone and their mother out in NYC tonight. From Ashley Olsen (Stacie, this one is for you...I got the right twin this time!) to Lydia Hearst, all were in attendance.

I have to say, the best dressed out of everyone in these pictures is SJP, hands down (although her husband certainly gives her a run for her money. I've always had a soft spot for Ferris Bueller). I love Lydia's top, but it'd be best as a dress. I don't know what kind of masochist Kim Cattrall is, but I figure she's got to be one to have worn that getup for more than five minutes.

While it's nice to see Ashley smile (she's absolutely gorgeous), that jacket reminds me of one that my mom used to wear in 1987. You know, the type of jacket with shoulder pads that at the time screamed "I'M A CAREER WOMAN! EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK!"

But, that's just my opinion. What do you guys think? Leave your thoughts in the comments section, and I'll discuss what ya'll are saying in a blog later today.

 May 27, 08 10:55 AM

I'm always forgetting that famous people like Gwen Stefani and Kate Beckinsale have kids. Then of course, I see pictures like these where Gwen looks like she's about to explode and I remember. Here are the two families gallivanting around the beach yesterday, celebrating Kingston's birthday and Memorial Day. While everyone else was BBQing and splashing around in the ocean, I was slaving over a hot MacBook to bring you celebrity gossip.

So, quick question: did anyone else watch the Flavor of Love reunion show last night? He announced that he'll never do another season, and I'm still going through the grieving process. I've already hit the denial, anger and bargaining steps, and now I've settled firmly into the depression phase. I think the only thing that can make me feel better is watching I Love Money, which is set to debut any day now. I can't wait.

 May 26, 08 09:06 PM

I don't know why everyone is all up in arms over the news that Celine Dion uses 6.5 million gallons of water a year at the house pictured above. It's 6.5 acres, though. That's only a million gallons an acre!

To be honest, we're lucky that she doesn't water her lawn with blood diamonds and the souls of Siberian children. I hear that's the secret combo to keep the weeds at bay, and she's diva enough to try it.

All joking aside, sure, she uses a lot of water (enough to fill a 50 gallon bathtub every four seconds, in fact). But you know what? She pays for it. It's not like she's stealing it from a neighbor's pool or something.

I'm sure we all waste a little water every now and then. For example, I bet some of you probably leave the faucet on when you brush your teeth. As for me, I like to leave the shower water running for a while before I get in. Sure, it's to keep from getting sprayed with an icy blast when I first turn it on, but it's the same thing, right? Yup, me and Celine are like two peas in an over-watered pod.

 May 26, 08 03:41 PM

You know, for having only one testicle, Lance Armstrong sure seems to do well with the ladies. I mean, first Sheryl Crow (who is uber amazing) and now Kate Hudson? I don't know how he does it!

Oh wait, yes I do. He's like a superhero. He's beaten a couple different kinds of cancer, has resting heart rate that is similar to a ninja's and he is on a first name basis with Oprah. On top of it all, he seems like a really nice guy and is pretty flippin' hot. It's like he won the genetic lottery, but still manages not to let it go to his head.

Anyone have any ideas on where I sign up to be the next one to date him?

 May 25, 08 11:38 PM

Brooke Hogan was in a car accident today in Clearwater, Florida, and credits her seatbelt to saving her life. Early reports are saying that a car hit Brooke's white Mercedes, which in turn hit another car. While there doesn't seem to be any serious injuries, the wreck did block several lanes of traffic.

I'm really happy that everyone is okay, though I have to say I haven't been too impressed with the Hogan family lately. First, Nick caused a car accident that put John Graziano in a persistent vegetative state. Then, Hulk and Linda got divorced and Hulk started slutting around with one of Brooke's friends. Now, with the jail audio tapes released, I've had about too much Hogan to handle.

That said, Brooke seems to be an innocent in the family, and it's sad that she has to add this to her already-awful year. Best wishes go out to her...and as a reminder: always wear your seatbelt!

 May 25, 08 10:01 AM

Britney Spears is reportedly in talks to have a major comeback concert in Vegas. The show is supposed to nab her around $10 million.

HELL YES! I'm grabbing my Carmen Electra stripper pole and heading out to Sin City to see this mess. I can't wait. It'll be like, an extended version of her MTV performance...I'll pay any amount to catch this cavalcade of awesome!

It's actually really good to see her climbing back to the top of the Hollywood food chain. I've made it no secret that I loves me some Brit Brit, and I'm happy to see her getting things back in order for herself.

 May 25, 08 09:49 AM

Carmen Electra, making money off of being a hobag? Betcha didn't see that one coming!

In addition to doing those stripper workout videos, new reports say Carmen is now coming out with her own line of stripper poles. I don't know if they're going to have rhinestones on them or what, and quite frankly I don't really care. I'm on a mission to get my hands on one, and I don't care who I have to stalk to get it.

I'll buy ten and give them out as Christmas presents. My 10-year-old nephew will be thrilled to open up that gift. My sister will be so happy with me.

 May 25, 08 09:16 AM

While out and about promoting his new movie What Happens In Vegas, Ashton opened up about his relationship with Demi Moore. Although her daughters are closer in age to him than to her, he says that they offer him "open and unconditional love."

Gag

I'm really getting sick of Ashton. I can't seem to escape those stupid camera commercials that he's in, and I think I'd rather gargle battery acid than watch What Happens In Vegas . I'm suffering from Ashton Overload!

Also, mad props and a shoutout go to Christina, who sent me a link to Adrienne Bailon's engagement ring. Woo hoo!

 May 24, 08 12:02 PM

Gabrielle Union hosted an evening at Tao nightclub at the Venetian in Vegas. Is that a latex dress that she's wearing? It kind of looks like the same material Fergie likes to make pants out of. If that's what's "in", consider me "out".

Of course, Gabrielle could shave her head and wear a gunnysack and still look flawless. (And I'm pretty sure I hate her for it.)

 May 24, 08 11:48 AM

I have to say, this getup is a nice improvement from the plastic pants she's been sportin' lately. Did you see that mess she was wearing on the Today show while performing Heart's Barracuda? I'm never up early enough for that kind of stuff, but I did catch a replay on YouTube.

Pamela Anderson, Snoop Doggy Dog and Kim Kardashian also showed up to the event. I still don't know for sure if her brother got married or not. Also, speaking of Snoop Dogg, Ben Folds did a killer remake of Bitches Ain't Sh*t, and I can't stop listening to it. When he emo-sings Snoop's part, it's so awesome it almost brings a tear to my eye.

 May 23, 08 09:46 PM

In case you don't know who Victoria Silvstedt is, let me school you: she won the Playmate of the Year award a few years ago, was on the Real World and has sold a ton of records in Sweden (her album went gold back in 2001). Why should you care? Um, I think the photo pretty much tells you.

Here's Victoria, Rose, Natalie, Milla and Sharon at AMFAR earlier today. If you'll notice, Sharon looks much hotter without Madonna around.

Rose McGowan is also one of my all-time favorite Hollywood hobags. She was great in Scream, and anyone who has dated Marilyn Manson has earned my respect.

 May 23, 08 02:57 PM

Note to Sharon Stone: stop standing next to Madonna. When you want to look good, it's never a good idea to position yourself near the goddess of the universe. I don't know what Madge does to keep herself all wrinkle free and hot, but she's gotta be in on something the rest of us don't know about.

Here she is in Cannes (along with everyone else from Hollywood). Anyone want to tell me who invited Mike Tyson to the event? How the hell does he get invited to the same soirees as Natalie Portman (who, as usual, is flawless and amazing).

 May 23, 08 02:23 PM

How could you not love Patrick Dempsey? I practically swoon every time I see him on Grey's Anatomy. Dr. McDreamy, indeed.

Speaking of, did ya'll catch the season finale of Grey's last night? Meredith and him look like they're getting back together, and I'm a-okay with that. Rose was a whiney, needy hobag anyway. You could just tell. The lesbian action was pretty hot, too, though I'm not really a fan of either of those actresses. The blonde was pretty awesome in The Silence of the Lambs, but that's only because she rocked out to Tom Petty in the car.

Okay, back to the topic at hand. Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan were in Rome earlier, promoting Made of Honor. I'm not sure about that dress that she's wearing, but that could just be me being bitter.

 May 23, 08 01:48 PM

I can't see her left hand, but it looks like homeboy is totally wearing a wedding ring in this picture. I immediately went over to my good friend Wikipedia to do some quick internet stalking, and it looks like they're engaged (her page says they'll be married in 3 months), but do engaged guys wear a wedding ring?

Does anyone have any kind of info on the matter? If so, leave a comment...if you can send me a link confirming the marriage, I'll give you mad props and a shout out on my next post.

If they are married, congrats to the couple. Regardless of if they are or are not, do you think somebody could slip Robert a note asking him to please shave his molestache? He looks like he's only a wifebeater away from trolling the streets in a windowless white van.

 May 23, 08 12:54 PM

Okay, okay. So she's not at the Summer of Sars Party, she's at the Summer of Stars Party. Still, I'm keeping the typo in the title because it's funnier that way. I mean, Paris Hilton was at the same shindig, so it's totally plausible.

Now, back to the subject at hand: Traci's rack. She's looking pretty boobalicious here, and that's the nicest thing I can say at the moment. Oh! And did she rip her sleeve on some barbed wire on the way to the party?

 May 23, 08 12:40 PM

I figured I'd go ahead and let you know that Paris was going to be featured in this post, so you'd have the opportunity to run from the room screaming for your life skip over it if you wanted.

On the one hand, I almost feel bad for the way that the media treats her. I've heard her called all kinds of things over the past few years, and I think it's safe to say that the general consensus is that (at best) she's a lady of mixed repute.

On the other hand, I still haven't forgiven her for participating in Puff Daddy's Vote or Die campaign, all the while not even being registered to vote. Who does that?

 May 23, 08 12:29 PM

Brittny Gastineau, who was recently in a pretty serious car accident, seems to be bouncing back quite nicely. (Good for her!) Here she is, leaving Mr. Chow with her mother.

What ever happened to that Gastineau Girls show, anyway? It wasn't really all that bad, as far as reality TV shows on E! go. Also, I hate the way she spells her name. I keep typing Brittany, only to have to go back and delete the A.

 May 22, 08 10:53 PM

Here's Sarah Jessica Parker outside of David Letterman's studio before going onto the show to promote the new Sex and the City movie. I don't know where her arms are and no, I don't know why she's dressed like Morticia Addams.

Other than that, she's looking pretty hot here. I've actually always had a thing for SJP, and I don't care what all of the other bloggers say. She doesn't look like a horse.

Anybody who has ever seen Footloose absolutely has to love her. Remember the scene where she's in a bar and kind of dressed like a cowgirl? That movie is nothing short of awesome, thanks to SJP and Kevin Bacon dancing around to Kenny Loggins all 80s style.

 May 22, 08 10:42 PM

Here's a shot of Nicole and Joel (mad props and a shoutout to Robin for noticing that it's not Benji!) hitting up the DCMA Collective shop in Hollywood earlier today. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that Nicole totally stole your grandma's couch out of the den, stripped the upholstery and made herself a dress. Even that guy walking behind them is over it. He's looking right at the camera with a face that says "I know. I can't believe it either."

I still can't believe how quickly she lost the baby weight. She's back to being freakin' tiny. On a related note, she picked a really cool name for her kid. Harlow Winter is way better than Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's kid), but still not quite as awesome as Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette).

 May 22, 08 05:43 PM

I'd like to start off by posting the positive: Quentin Tarantino is obviously a genius, and almost everything he touches turns to cinematic gold. Reservoir Dogs is one of the best movies ever, and I'm sure I don't need to sing the praises of Kill Bill to ya'll. I mean, there's clearly a reason he's presenting a cinema masterclass at Cannes this week.

With that said, dude's movies TOTALLY creep me out. Cutting off a guy's ear with "Stuck in the Middle With You" playing in the background? Who comes up with that kind of stuff?

 May 22, 08 04:14 PM

So, while all the Hollywood hotties were at the Maxim Hot 100 part last night, anyone want to take a guess at where Ivanka Trump was?

Milk Bone's 100th Anniversary!!!

I kind of feel as though that speaks for itself, so I'm going to go ahead and move along to my next post.

 May 22, 08 04:03 PM

Looking at pictures of her from Maxim's Hot 100 party last night, it's no wonder Marissa Miller has been in every issue of Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit Edition since 2002. I mean, she's practically perfect.

You know what's even better than Marissa? That hot piece of man meat she's hanging on to. I must immediately find out who that eye candy is, and commence with the stalking. He totally doesn't even care that she's with him!

 May 22, 08 03:36 PM

Do you think the people at Maxim meant to invite Tila Tequila to their Hot 100 party? I mean, surely they've heard about all of the fights that erupt in the wake of her demure beauty? No?

In case you've been living under a rock and don't watch Tila Tequila's Shot at Love on MTV, in the last episode two guys got into a pretty big fight over tiny Tila. One guy got sent to the hospital, the other got sent home for being violent. The chicks on the show just sat back and laughed.

You know what would have been indescribably amazing? If Brody Jenner and Bai Ling would have started brawling on the red carpet in a winner-takes-all (well, not all. Just Tila.) cage match.

My money would have been on Bai. She looks like she fights dirty.

 May 22, 08 03:23 PM

Brody Jenner is like, a whole new level of awesome. He's up at the top of the awesome tree, hanging out by himself, waiting for somebody equally cool to come keep him company.

Sure, his pants are kind of big and MC Hammer-esque, his entourage looks like it came directly from the tool factory and that shirt is a little too ironic for its own good. But who cares? He's Brody Effin' Jenner, and he can totally pull it off.

 May 22, 08 12:30 PM

Um...

Hang on a minute, I'm sure I can think of something...

He's got a good hair line and his facial hair seems to grow in evenly? Actually, after awhile he kind of grows on you. When he first came onto the scene a lot of people thought he was a gold-digging manskank. Turns out, he's actually a decent father and he's not really even a hobag. I can't remember him dating anyone since his breakup with Britney, in fact.

Also, thank God for that obnoxious red flower on his shirt. Otherwise, he might've looked like a waiter at the Cheesecake Factory. Mmmm...Cheesecake Factory.

 May 22, 08 12:08 PM

Well, color me surprised. Maybe I'm just not refined enough to see it? Quick! Somebody get Jenna Jameson to tell me what's up! She's the only one fit to judge what is truly glamorous. They were both at the Maxim Hot 100 party last night.

Here's some interesting info about Jason that I didn't know about: homeboy used to be one of the best divers in the world. In '92, he placed 12th at the World Championships.

 May 22, 08 11:51 AM

71-year-old Robert Redford is engaged! The hot old dude announced his engagement to girlfriend Sybille Szaggers (who he's been seeing since 1996) to a German journalist. I guess you're never too old for love?

This is going to be his second marriage. Ready for the kicker? He hid his divorce from his first wife for almost 10 years! Stars these days can't keep a secret for more than 10 minutes, and this guy managed to keep his mouth shut for damn near a decade!

 May 22, 08 11:22 AM

Amanda Bynes is one of my favorite young actresses in Hollywood, and I'll tell you why:

• Her skank factor is like, zero
• She's really funny
• You never see her stumbling out of a club with coke nose
• She's totally hot
• She'll graciously pose with any toolbag that asks for a photo op (see above)

And I'll happily beat down anyone who says otherwise.

 May 22, 08 11:11 AM

Elegant (adj): of such tasteful beauty as to elicit admiration.

And that's all I have to say about that.

 May 22, 08 11:01 AM

Is she seriously dating Nikki Sixx? Is she seriously dressed like that? Did she seriously pay for those shoes? Did she seriously piss off her hairstylist that much? Well, I seriously don't know what to say. I feel like a joke is being played on me, but the punchline is going over my head.

Pop Quiz: Who is wearing more makeup: Kat or Nikki? My vote is for Nikki...the blue eyeshadow puts him over the top.

 May 22, 08 10:42 AM

Bai Ling somehow managed to make room in her schedule to attend the Maxim Hot 100 party last night, and she showed up dressed like a tranny superhero to impress. She even remembered to bring along her hot rollers! That Bai Ling...she's like a Boy Scout: always prepared.

What, what's that you say? That's her purse?! Wow!!

 May 22, 08 10:24 AM

Last night Lauren Conrad showed up to the Maxim Hot 100 party looking like she deserved the #1 spot on the list. Her bag matched her shoes and her dress was perfect.

I don't know if she tripped or what (check out the thumbnail for a bigger picture), but kudos to her for keeping herself covered and turning it into a Pantene moment. Those strapless dresses can be treacherous.

 May 22, 08 10:03 AM

Is it just me, or does Audrina Patridge kind of look like Corky from Life Goes On in this picture, but with dark hair and a hot body? Also, I don't know who the chick is in the background, but you can tell she's pissed that Audrina stole her look and did it better.

Here's Audrina working it at the Maxim Hot 100 party last night. Of course, the real star of the event was the Nike shoe to the bottom left. That totally should've made the top 10 of the list. I love weird sneakers.

 May 21, 08 09:46 PM

Britney has returned to the States from her vacation with Mel Gibson (which is really kind of creepy, and I'll leave it at that), and shopping at Lisa Kline already. I have to say, she's looking pretty awesome.

She's got her weave in check, her body (is almost) back to the days when she was dancing with a snake at the MTV VMAs and her affairs are in order. She's even won more time with her kids.

Love her or hate her, she's back! (and now with 78 percent less crazy!)

 May 21, 08 09:31 PM

Happy Birthday to Katie Price, who turns 30 today. I say Katie Price and not Jordan, because Jordan didn't hit the US scene around until a few years ago.

So, you know why I love KP so much? Because she's freakin' awesome, with a side of fabulous. She ran for office back in 2001, with the campaign slogan "For a Bigger and Betta Future". Her goals? To offer free breast implants for everyone who wanted them, increase the number of nude beaches and ban all parking tickets. A-to-the-men, sister!

I love, love, love loves me some Jordan. She's like Jem, but better (if such a thing can be possible) and without the Holograms. Showtime, Synergy!

 May 21, 08 08:58 PM

So here I am, minding my business, waiting for the people at American Idol to quit with the pleasantries and announce the winner already, when I come across this photo. Homeboy is 53 years old and the father of an infant. He may be old enough to be that kid's grandpa, but he's aging really well.

I'd always had a preference for Aiden, but Chris here is one hot pepaw. In real life, Aiden is dating Bo Derek and is a born-again, so now Chris is definitely my favorite.

 May 21, 08 08:56 PM

Reports are that Steven Tyler checked into the Las Encinas Hospital Drug Rehab Clinic, the same place that Dr. Drew films Celebrity Rehab at. My good friend Wikipedia tells me that Steve-O here is 60 years old.

Well, for being a 60 year old party monster, he kind of doesn't look all that bad. (Read: I'd probably show him some love in an elevator.) This picture was taken a week or so ago, as Steven left Foxtail Lounge.

Looking at these pictures reminds me of being a poor booze hound college student and playing "Smack the Bag". We'd buy a box of Franzia, take the bag out and smuggle it into the club. Then we'd each buy a glass of wine, and continuously refill it (or smack the bag, as we'd cleverly code named it) in the bathroom stalls. People would think we were uber classy, drinking expensive wine. Ha! Class on a budget!

 May 21, 08 08:54 PM

Finally! It's about time some elegance and glamor hit the streets of Hollywood. Out of all of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe is far and away my favorite (and I'm totally not just saying that because she can kick my ass).

I mean, any chick that is famous because her sister was down n' dirty on film with the little brother of a semi-famous singer gets mad props and a shout out from me. It's like, six degrees of Kevin Bacon. By that logic, Khloe is four degrees from famous! You go, girl!

I somehow made it through this whole post without mentioning that dress she's wearing, and it's no coincidence. I don't have the words.

 May 21, 08 08:52 PM

Jesse Metcalfe was seen leaving Dolce's 5th anniversary party last night. It seems like everyone and their mother went to this shindig last night...do they not have maximum capacity enforcement out there? You'd think the Hollywood egos alone would've filled the place to the rafters.

As for Jesse there, I just don't get what people see in him. I mean, besides Desperate Housewives, he's most famous for getting Punk'd (while auditioning for a role in Spiderman 3, which he didn't get) and starring in a 3 Doors Down video. He went to rehab and stuff, but I don't necessarily think that makes you a star (will somebody please pass that info along to Lindsay Lohan for me?).

 May 21, 08 08:50 PM

No, nevermind. That dude isn't homeless, he's her boyfriend. He looks like he's trying to pull off the Jordan Catalano look, circa 1994, mixed with a little bit of hippie for good measure. I can practically smell his patchouli from here. I actually don't mind Audrina that much. Out of all of the "talent" on The Hills, she's probably my favorite.

Anyway, here the two of them are leaving Dolce last night. You know, after a martini or ten, I bet her boyfriend kind of looks like a low rent version of Christian Bale.

 May 21, 08 10:59 AM

Sean Combs had drinks with friends on a Yacht in Cannes yesterday. He's in France for the premiere of Two Lovers at the Cannes Film Festival.

 May 21, 08 10:55 AM

Sharon Stone spent some time perfecting her gown yesterday with Roberto Cavalli on his yacht docked in Cannes. Once everything was perfect, she headed off to the premiere of Changeling at the Cannes Film Festival.

 May 21, 08 10:17 AM

Erykah Badu and The Roots performed live at the Mizner Park Amphitheater last night in Boca Raton, FL. Badu recently released her latest album New AmErykah, which she calls her magnum opus, that is part of a creative torrent that includes a sequel record, due in the summer, and an unrelated retro-minded album, Lowdown Loretta Brown, scheduled for the fall.

Badu said, "I swear to God, this must be my artistic peak." and added, laughing, "I hope my sexual peak comes soon too."

 May 21, 08 12:31 AM

Perhaps the vacation did her good! Britney Spears, freshly home from her Costa Rican getaway, looked refreshed as she made a pitstop at Il Sole restaurant on the Sunset Strip for dinner tonight.

 May 21, 08 12:14 AM

Kimberly Stewart and Jude Law reportedly got hot and heavy in a London nightclub recently. The two were spotted passionately kissing in the VIP area of 195, a nightclub that is an odd venue for the stars who are normally seen in London's more exclusive haunts, however it is just a few miles from Rod Stewart's Epping Forest mansion and estate.

An onlooker was quoted as saying, "We couldn't believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air. He's the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing."

 May 21, 08 12:10 AM

One of these things is not like the others! Paris Hilton, with her little dog wearing a doggie sweater in tow, looks a bit out of place with her colorful outfit and big blue hat as she and boyfriend Benji Madden make a stop for some shopping at Benji's store, DCMA Collective.

 May 21, 08 12:06 AM

It's still possible to get a Hollywood wedding under the radar! Reports are in that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren very quietly tied the knot on Monday but, it's unclear where it took place or how many friends and family were in attendance. The couple first met in 2004 on the set of Fantastic Four and Jessica is expecting their first child very soon.

 May 20, 08 11:58 PM

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Dita Von Teese and Sharon Stone were among the stars out for the premiere of Changeling at the Cannes Film Festival.

In the film, a mother's prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn't take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers.

 May 20, 08 11:53 PM

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton left The Ivy after dinner last night with two women, one of whom, they referred to as "the mother." Perhaps Michael's? Perhaps Nicollette's? As they left, the couple signed autographs and took photos with fans.

 May 20, 08 11:50 PM

Yet another pregnant Hollywood starlet, Brittany Ann Daniel, and fellow White Chicks star Jaime King got in some shopping today in Malibu.

 May 20, 08 11:44 PM

Paula Abdul was busy preparing for the big "American Idol" finale yesterday. We found her at XIV Karat shopping for gifts for the finalists with her little dog in tow. She later stopped in for some dinner with friends at Beso in Los Angeles. She showed off her dog's "pawdicure" that included freshly painted nails and a unique "Cold Hearted Snake" pendant hanging from her neck.

 May 20, 08 11:38 PM

Ever wonder what happened to 80's pop star Rick Springfield? Well, we caught up with the "Jessie's Girl" singer in Los Angeles yesterday strolling with his pooch. He's looking well!

 May 20, 08 11:32 PM

What would Simon Cowell Say?! "Dancing With The Stars" judge Bruno Tonioli was seen strolling and holding hands with "American Idol" judge Simon Cowell's girlfriend, Terri Seymour, last night at the nightclub Villa in West Hollywood.

 May 20, 08 11:30 PM

Brittny Gastineau looked great last night while on the town at the nightclub Villa. Brittny is recovering from a car accident last week. Reportedly, she was leaving a parking lot when a car suddenly slammed into her car leaving her bloodied and unconscious. The accident was witnessed by Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel who called 911. After the accident, Brittny said, "I'm just happy to be alive. I had my angle, my grandma, on my shoulder."

 May 20, 08 11:26 PM

Liv Tyler and Kevin Spacey posed for photos and signed autographs before heading into the "Late Show with David Letterman" studios in New York last night.

 May 20, 08 11:20 PM

As part of the new Planet Green series, "Battleground Earth," Tommy Lee and Ludacris explore water conservation in Las Vegas attempt to set a Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Group Shower" at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. In the "Battleground Earth" series, the two travel across the country to raise awareness about the essentials of being eco-friendly.

 May 20, 08 11:13 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow, Sean "P Diddy" Combs, Vinessa Shaw and director James Gray attended the premiere of Two Lovers at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday.

The film is a Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor.

 May 19, 08 04:14 PM

The beautiful Natalie Portman attended the premiere of Le Silence de Lorna (Lorna's Silence) at the Cannes Film Festival today. Jackie Chan and some friends attended as well and showed off some karate moves on their way into the showing.

 May 19, 08 10:14 AM

The stars came out yesterday for the Cannes Film Festival premiere of the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Not only were Steven Spielberg and George Lucas there, but also cast members Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett, and Shia La Beouf.

Also there for the premiere was Paz Vega who looked stunning in a red gown and bore a striking similarity to Dita Von Teese.

And, Christian Slater and Tamara Mellon walked the red carpet along with Salma Hayek, Dean Cain and Billy Zane with Kelly Brook who are reportedly taking it slow folling their reported surprising reunion last week.

 May 19, 08 10:08 AM

Linda Blair (with her adorable pooch) and her WorldHeart Foundation attended the 4th Annual Walk for the Underdog yesterday at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles. Also at the event was actress Lorielle New. The event benefitted 30 local dog rescue organizations throughout the city.

 May 19, 08 10:01 AM

Mischa Barton is in Cannes for the Cannes Film Festival and took to the streets yesterday hand-in-hand with a mystery man. I wonder if she's pulling a Lindsay Lohan and snapping up local French boys while in town? Lindsay was seen with several local men while visiting Italy for the Capri Hollywood Film Festival.

 May 19, 08 09:48 AM

"Baywatch" babe Pamela Anderson tried to hide from the paparazzi behind a towel yesterday after sunbathing on a rooftop in Malibu.

 May 18, 08 02:23 PM

Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend, Brazilian model Camilla Alves' baby bump keeps getting bigger, yet it looks like she hasn't put on the pounds anywhere else. We caught up with her visiting friends in Malibu today.

 May 18, 08 02:19 PM

Rocker Avril Lavigne let her hair down and headed out on the town last night for some fun. We caught up with her outside the nightclub Villa where she partied for a while with friends.

 May 18, 08 12:51 PM

Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Shia LaBeouf and Karen Allen made appearances at the photocall for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at the Cannes Film Festival today.

 May 18, 08 11:43 AM

Paris Hilton, Benji Madden and Nicky Hilton made an appearance last night at the Brent Shapiro Foundation Fundraiser held at a private home in Beverly Hills. Kris Jenner (Kardashian) attended and posed playfully for the cameras along with George Hamilton, ex-wife Alana Stewart and stepson Sean Stewart who god a big kiss on the cheek from his tanned stepdad and then stuck his tongue out at him.

 May 18, 08 11:39 AM

Pamela Bach looked like she was having a great time last night with her seemingly much younger date as they left the nightclub Foxtail in West Hollywood. I wonder what the Hoff thinks?

 May 18, 08 11:36 AM

According to reports, Will Smith has reportedly decided to start his own school. Will and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith have been home schooling their children Willow and Jaden and now Smith has shelled out around $1 million to lease a campus near his California home that he has named New Village Academy of Calabasas. The academy will be privately run for children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

 May 18, 08 11:35 AM

Reports are that former "Malcolm in the Middle" star Frankie Muniz, 22, is leaving Hollywood for good to pursue his dream of car racing. Muniz has put his West Hollywood home on the market for $3.7 million and is set to move to Arizona to focus on his new career. Muniz says "I really wouldn't mind if I never acted again. Racing is definitely my passion, this is my career now and what I definitely want to do for the rest of my life."

 May 18, 08 11:30 AM

Alexis Arquette got down and dirty with her date last night outside the nightclub Foxtail in LA. Looks like the two had an awfully good time!

 May 17, 08 11:53 AM

Penelope Cruz looked stunning (as usual) as she posed for photographers alongside Woody Allen and Rebecca Hall at the photocall for Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival today.

Cruz stars with Javier Bardem and Scarlett Johansson, among others, in the film that tells the story of a painter who enters into a relationship with two American tourists which results in conflict with his jealous ex-girlfriend.

 May 17, 08 10:49 AM

Mike Tyson and director James Toback attended the photocall today for Tyson at the Cannes Film Festival. Tyson is the new documentary about Mike Tyson's life and career.

 May 17, 08 10:43 AM

After a birthday lunch at The Ivy celebrating Tori's 35th, the very pregnant Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott did some shopping at Mitchell Gold and Bob Williams. I wonder if Tori paints Dean's toe nails or if he had them done at a salon?

 May 17, 08 10:39 AM

Thighmaster must work! Suzanne Somers, who turns 62 in October, took a lot of heat for endorsing Thighmaster, but from the looks of it, the thing sure works! Her legs looked fabulous (as did the rest of her) as she entered Nobu Sushi with friends in Malibu last night.

 May 17, 08 10:34 AM

The lovely Australian actress Melissa George, known for her roles in "30 Days of Night," "Turistas," and HBO's "In Treatment," seemed a little flustered at first by all the attention she recieved as she left Nobu Sushi in Malibu last night, but was soon all smiles for the cameras.

 May 17, 08 12:21 AM

Just after announcing on the "Ellen" show that they plan to get married, Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi, each wearing a ring on her wedding finger, headed to the Ole Henriksen Face & Body Salon to celebrate their engagement with facials. Ellen was taping her show when the announcement was made that the California Supreme Court ruled yesterday in favor of gay marriage.

 May 17, 08 12:13 AM

Rocker Pink shopped for groceries and some wine today looking like she was fresh off the beach. And, she was noticeably ring-less in light of her recent split with Carey Hart. On the way into the store she was spotted making a donation to help a local children's soccer team go to a tournament in Sweden.

 May 17, 08 12:06 AM

Lindsay Lohan and BFF Samantha Ronson, recently home from a trip to Paris, enjoyed a walk to the market in the warm California sunshine today.

Their stroll comes among reports that Lindsay's mom, Dina, and sister, Ali, are laughing off reports that Lindsay is a lesbian and romantically involved with Ronson. In an interview promoting her reality show "Living Lohan," Dina said, "Samantha's an amazing girl." Ali added, "They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say."

Dina went on to explain, "It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt...but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

 May 17, 08 12:01 AM

Happy Birthday Tori! Hubby Dean McDermott took Tori Spelling to The Ivy today for a birthday lunch. The pregnant star celebrates her 35th birthday today. Tori is due to give birth to her second child in June. Tori and Dean already have a son, Liam Aaron, who is 14 months old.

 May 16, 08 11:56 PM

David Beckham headed out tonight in his custom Jeep with son, Cruz, to pick up Victoria at LAX. She'd been traveling abroad and, in typical Victoria style, showed no expression as she got into the car to head home. Even though she didn't show it, I'll bet she was thrilled to be home. I mean, how could she not be when she gets to come home to the hunky David and cutie Cruz??

 May 16, 08 04:50 PM

Mike Tyson and family walked the red carpet today at the Cannes Film Festival for the premiere of Tyson, the new documentary about his life, directed by James Toback.

 May 16, 08 03:47 PM

Jordan, Jonathan, Donnie, Joey and Danny are back! New Kids on the Block, seen here at today's press conference, formally made their comeback in a performance on the "Today" show this morning after 15 years. Even in dreary, rainy weather, the turnout was one of the largest in the show's history proving their fans are still as eager to hear them as ever.

And, today on "Ellen," Justin Timberlake mentioned that attending a New Kids concert when he was a kid eventually led to his becoming a member of *NSYNC!

 May 16, 08 03:39 PM

The Cannes Premiere of A Christmas Tale brought out an unlikely cast of stars today, including Sean Penn and Bono who looked like they were having quite the fun time together, and the extremely sexy Petra Nemcova who brought some heat to the wintery film.

 May 16, 08 01:42 PM

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie looked stunning together on the red carpet for Kung Fu Panda as usual last night. The couple recently announced that they're expecting twins and Angelina is certainly showing!

 May 16, 08 01:23 PM

The red carpet was ablaze with some of the hottest stars in the world at the premiere of Kung Fu Panda at the Cannes Film Festival last night. Jack Black entertained crowds and Angelina Jolie as he struck kung fu poses and Eva Longoria, Natalie Imbruglia and Phoebe Price showed off their designer dresses. Also at the premiere were co-stars Dustin Hoffman and Lucy Liu.

 May 16, 08 01:16 PM

It's reported that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married very soon and in anticipation, father of the bride Joe Simpson enjoyed a dinner date with son-In-law-to-be Pete Wentz and Pete's dad at Mr. Chow last night before the wedding. Pete and his dad slipped out the back of the restaurant, avoiding photographers.

 May 16, 08 01:11 PM

Joel Madden got out of the house last night for a boy's night out without Nicole Richie and baby. He and the boys seemed to be having a great time as they left the restaurant Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.

 May 16, 08 01:08 PM

Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy whipped out his big head for photographers outside Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood last night.

 May 16, 08 12:06 PM

Now that the California Supreme Court has struck down the ban on gay marriage in the state, Ellen Degeneres announced on her show today that she and long-time girlfriend Portia De Rossi are getting married. Portia was in the audience for the announcement and the studio audience went wild when the announcement was made giving the happy couple a standing ovation. A standing ovation is in order for the Supreme Court of California, also!

 May 15, 08 10:47 PM

Looks like Anna Kournikova's regular gym sessions have served her well! The Russian tennis beauty turned heads as she arrived at the Chanel Cruise launch at South Beach's Raleigh Hotel tonight wearing killer heels and a mini skirt that showed off her perfect legs. She was also flying the Chanel flag with a red Chanel clutch bag and flashing a very large diamond ring on her wedding finger.

 May 15, 08 10:24 PM

"Ugly Betty" star America Ferrera looked beautiful as she signed autographs and posed for photos tonight outside the "Late Show with David Letterman" studios in New York. Also on hand at the studios was British comedian, actor and star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall Russell Brand.

 May 15, 08 10:20 PM

Back from their trip to Paris, Lindsay Lohan and her manager, Jenny, were spotted out and about in Hollywood and Beverly Hills today. They first stopped off at a car wash and bagel shop in Hollywood before driving to Beverly Hills for some scheduled clothes fittings at Opening Ceremony and Dior on Rodeo Dr. Lindsay looked refreshed and happy to be home.

 May 15, 08 10:14 PM

Gillian Anderson and Simon Pegg attended the premiere tonight of How To Lose Friends and Alienate People at the Cannes Film Festival tonight. The two star in the film, based on Toby Young's memoir of the same name. In the film, a British writer struggles to fit in at a high-profile magazine in New York. It also stars Jeff Bridges and Kirsten Dunst, among others.

 May 15, 08 10:06 PM

The Cannes Film Festival is well underway and the second day is now complete. One of the events this evening was a benefit for the Prince Albert Foundation and among the attendees were the newly single Star Jones, Petra Nemcova, Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland and Prince Albert of Monaco.

 May 15, 08 02:44 PM

A very pregnant Angelina Jolie joined co-stars Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black at the photocall for Kung Fu Panda at the Cannes Film Festival today. While posing with Angelina, Dustin and Jack hammed it up for the cameras while pointing out her very large belly. Later, the two individually struck some poses, themselves. Black showed off his kung fu skills and Hoffman showed off his belly indicating he, too, could be pregnant. Ha!

 May 15, 08 10:41 AM

"The Hills" star Lauren Conrad still isn't used to all the attention she receives. She and her friend were first amused and then shocked as the paparazzi fell over themsleves in an attempt to get her picture last night as she left the Crown Bar in West Hollywood. She still managed to stop and sign some photos amidst the confusion.

 May 15, 08 10:34 AM

Legendary French Singer Johnny Hallyday, with cigarette in hand, waited for his car last night after enjoying dinner at the restaurant Madeos in West Hollywood with his young and very beautiful wife and son. Hallyday will turn 65 one month from today on June 15.

 May 14, 08 11:24 PM

The beautiful Heather Locklear and a friend stopped in at The Ivy today for lunch. The "Melrose Place" alum was dressed in all black and accessorized her look with a red Chanel handbag.

Locklear has been dating fellow "Melrose Place" alum Jack Wagner for nearly a year now and it's reported she recently turned down a marriage proposal because she isn't ready to get married so soon after her split from rocker Richie Sambora.

 May 14, 08 11:12 PM

Rocker Avril Lavigne disregarded the LA heat today, opting to wear a grey hoodie to complement her outfit. She dropped in at the restaurant Madeo for a bite to eat before heading off to continue her day.

 May 14, 08 09:48 PM

The film Blindness made its premiere tonight at the Cannes Film Festival and young stars and Hollywood legends alike were at the premiere to support the film and its cast. Among those walking the red carpet were Mischa Barton, Eva Longoria, Gillian Anderson and Faye Dunaway along with cast members Julianne Moore, Danny Glover and Gael Garcia Bernal.

The film tells the story of a doctor's wife who becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness. She feigns illness in order to take care of her husband as her surrounding community breaks down into chaos and disorder. The film is based on a novel by Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago.

 May 14, 08 09:44 PM

Vivica A. Fox is looking great! She chatted with a friend today, admiring her baby and smiled for our photographer as she was out and about.

 May 14, 08 09:34 PM

There's always time to shop for new shoes! A very pregnant Gwen Stefani took a seat today while shopping for shoes at Miu Miu. Gwen is reportedly due near the beginning of August.

 May 14, 08 09:27 PM

Sexy Latin singer Juanes, who just finished 4 sold-out concerts in LA, was out walking today with two girls that work with him. They had been shopping at Prada and Juicy among other stores.

 May 14, 08 01:49 PM

Sean Penn and Natalie Portman led the group of stars attending the Cannes Film Festival to promote their new film, Jury. Along with Penn and Portman was Alexandra Maria Lara, among others.

 May 14, 08 01:42 PM

The Cannes Film Festival is now underway and the city is filling up with the world's top stars. Among the cast and crew attending the festival to promote the film Blindness are Julianne Moore, Danny Glover, Gael Garcia Bernal and Yoshino Kimura.

 May 14, 08 01:35 PM

Controversial designer Alexander McQueen has opened a new boutique in West Hollywood and the stars came out to check it out last night at the grand opening. Among those who attended were Janet Jackson, Sex and the City's Jason Lewis, Jacqueline Bisset, Kelly Lynch and Liberty Ross.

 May 13, 08 11:28 AM

Melanie Griffith and her daughter, Dakota, did some shopping today at Les Habitudes. The duo was shopping in preparations for Melanie and Antonio Banderas' 12th wedding anniversary coming up later this month.

 May 13, 08 11:23 AM

Terri Seymour looked and sounded great as she stopped by the nightclub Villa for karaoke night without longtime boyfriend Simon Cowell. Miss Seymour's spectacular rendition of Glori Gaynor's "I Will Survive" could be heard outside the club.

 May 13, 08 11:20 AM

Fantastic 4's Mr. Fantastic, Ioan Gruffudd signed autographs for fans as he arrived at Villa in West Hollywood last night.

 May 13, 08 11:15 AM

Cheryl Burke and Cristian de la Fuente of "Dancing with the Stars" stopped in for some fun at the nightclub Villa last night in West Hollywood. The two are in the top four heading into the Season Finale coming up soon. Will they take the top prize even with Cristian's injured arm?

 May 13, 08 11:08 AM

George Hamilton looked as if he was in camouflage next to the red brick outside Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. He and his date chatted with photographers and had a few laughs.

 May 12, 08 11:16 PM

Brody Jenner looked sharp in his suit as he ate at The Ivy in West Hollywood today with pal Frankie Delgado. Brody made his fans' day by posing for pictures before leaving with Frankie in his Ferrari.

 May 12, 08 11:11 PM

Mr. Big got his read on today! Preparing for the release of the new "Sex and the City" movie, Chris Noth took a break from preparing for the release of the new Sex and the City film by stopping in at Book Soup on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood to pick up a copy of the New York Times.

 May 12, 08 01:22 PM

The reclusive Kim Basinger spent Mother's Day with her daughter, Ireland, running errands in Agoura Hills. Kim carries a keychain that reads "Ireland" and her daughter bought her some flowers from a street vendor while they were out and about.

 May 12, 08 12:26 PM

They're free! A judge officially terminated Paul McCartney and Heather Mills' marriage today, pronouncing a decree nisi on the grounds that the couple has been separated for two years. Mills is now able to claim the $50 million she was awarded as part of the settlement. McCartney and Mills were not present for the declaration and lawyers did not comment as they left the courtroom.

 May 12, 08 12:20 PM

Kiefer Sutherland was in trouble with the law again yesterday! This time, though, it was on his hit TV show, "24." Sutherland was seen on the streets of downtown Los Angeles yesterday filming an episode of "24." The scene had the police chasing, catching and arresting Sutherland's character, Jack Bauer. The production closed down three city blocks in downtown Los Angeles and featured police cars being driven by stunt drivers.

 May 12, 08 12:16 PM

Pamela Bach spent her afternoon on Mother's Day lunching with her daughter, Hayley, at The Ivy in LA. The pair spent some quality time together and looked like they had a wonderful time.

 May 12, 08 12:12 PM

"Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester are in Milan for the Telefilm Festival and posed for photographers at a festival event yesterday.

 May 12, 08 12:09 PM

"The Hills" star Audrina Patridge stopped in at Benji and Joel Madden's store DCMA Collective for a bit of shopping last week.

 May 12, 08 12:02 PM

Screen and comedy legends Steve Martin and Martin Short and music mogul Clive Davis and son enjoyed dinner last night at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.

 May 11, 08 11:42 AM

Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and mom Kathy Hilton greeted the winner of Paris' shopping contest and got in some shopping at Kitson and Nanette Lepore yesterday. Paris' boyfriend Benji Madden picked her up after the event.

 May 10, 08 01:31 PM

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was blinded by the camera flashes as he left the Foxtail Lounge after serving as presenter at the Fourth Annual MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert earlier in the evening. Ever the flamboyant dresser, Tyler was dressed down in jeans and a black jacket but still managed to shake it up a bit by wearing a flick knife on his belt strap next to his iPhone.

 May 10, 08 01:23 PM

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden looked cute holding hands and wearing matching black outfits as they arrived at Villa Lounge last night. Paris made sure to buckle up as she left and we couldn't help but notice what looks like a very big ring on her left hand, she was also wearing a B necklace.

 May 10, 08 01:20 PM

Nicky Hilton seemed amused at the autograph hunters' attention as she left Villa Lounge last night shortly before her sister Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden. Nicky's boyfriend David Katzenberg was waiting in his SUV to pick her up as she left.

 May 10, 08 01:17 PM

Van Halen's Michael Anthony left Mr. Chow last night and spoke briefly with photographers about an upcoming project for which he and Sammy Hagar have formed a new band that will launch in the fall.

 May 10, 08 01:12 PM

Kathy Hilton wore a sheer blouse that revealed more in the photographers flashes than she likely intended. She was out with friends and her husband, Rick Hilton for dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. She spoke vaguely about Paris and would not talk about politics when asked.

 May 10, 08 01:10 PM

PR man Elliott Mintz arrived at Mr. Chow with the mysterious Miss M and stopped to give some moeny to a homeless man in a wheelchair who had been troubling doormen.

 May 10, 08 01:07 PM

Brittny Gastineau arrived at Mr. Chow last night with a lady friend who, reportedly, has previously been linked to Lindsay Lohan. Brittny briefly discussed with photographers what to get her mom for Mother's Day this Sunday.

 May 10, 08 12:52 PM

Sexy Tara Reid hit Miami Beach yesterday with her new boyfriend Alex. The pair collected some shells and frolicked and played in the surf together.

 May 10, 08 12:48 PM

Shauna Sand was out and about last night at the nightclub Villa in Los Angeles.

 May 10, 08 12:46 PM

Phoebe Price, with her mom Flora and dog Henry, attended a dog and baby gift party event yesterday sponsored by Silverspoon at the Century City Hyatt Regency hotel.

 May 10, 08 12:40 PM

Lindsay Lohan had a two-part photo shoot yesterday for her new line of leggings, 6126. The name of the line is inspired by Marilyn Monroe as 6/1/26 is her birthday. Lohan was visited at her home by hair and makeup stylists to get her ready for the shoot and then headed to the classic Vista Theater in Hollywood and took photos both inside and outside the theater. She then had the second portion of the shoot on Robertson Blvd. in West Hollywood which featured Lindsay, leggings and the paparazzi.

 May 10, 08 12:37 PM

A patriotic and make-up free Vanna White enjoyed coffee with a friend in Los Angeles yesterday. After spotting our cameras, she looked a bit embarrased and then gave us a big smile.

 May 10, 08 12:34 PM

Daniel Baldwin smoked a cigarette yesterday as he strolled through Malibu pushing his daughter, Avis, 4 months, in a stroller with his wife, Joanne.

 May 10, 08 12:28 PM

Duran Duran rocked the Hard Rock Hotel last night in Las Vegas as part of their Red Carpet Massacre tour. The tour is in conjunction with their new album of the same name that is the group's 12th studio album.

 May 10, 08 12:17 PM

Justin Timberlake looked very serious as he concentrated on a quick game of golf with some buddies at an exclusive Miami Beach golf course last week.

 May 9, 08 03:55 PM

Nick Hogan (real name Nick Bollea) was sentenced to 8 months in jail, beginning immediately, today after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving that stem from the August 6, 2007 car wreck that left his best friend, John Graziano, in critical condition. Hogan, 17, was also sentenced to 5 years probation, during which he will serve 500 hours of community service. He will also have his driver's license revoked for 3 years.

The presiding judge specifically asked that Bollea use his community service to do something positive "that reflects what John [Graziano] did in his service to our country as a Marine." Also, citing Hogan's age and lack of any prior criminal record (other than a series of speeding tickets the judge deemed to show a "cavalier" attitude behind the wheel), the judge didn't force Hogan into a guilty verdict, allowing his "no contest" plea to stand. Nick will also not have a felony conviction on his record when he turns 18 later in the summer.

The explained his decision saying, "I think there is an understanding of what happened, and there is a sense of acceptance of responsibility. There is nothing that the court can impose that is close to what John has dealt with or will have to deal with as he moves forward."

Nick's father Hulk Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) watched as uniformed officers removed his son from the courtroom. Nick was not given the opportunity to say goodbye to his family before being taken into custody. Hulk Hogan and family did not address reporters as they left the courthouse after the hearing. Nick's attorneys did, saying that he is "happy" with the sentence, and happy that the case was finished.

 May 9, 08 01:38 PM

Songbird Mariah Carey looked radiant last night as she and new husband Nick Cannon showed off their wedding rings while leaving the Waverly Inn. The couple is in New York, recently returning from their Bahamian wedding after a whirlwind romance. Earlier in the evening they attended the Time 100 Gala Dinner, an event that honors the most influential individuals from artists and entertainers, scientists and thinkers to leaders, revolutionaries and pioneers based around the world.

 May 9, 08 01:34 PM

Musician Won G posed for some photos as he got out of his car in Beverly Hills yesterday and headed off to continue his day.

 May 9, 08 01:30 PM

We found Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and her son James out and about in New York City yesterday. They spotted the photographer and hurried off.