For those of you who missed the memo, St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday. Take a look around the office — you can tell who partied last night by the remnants of green glitter stuck in random places (I once got glitter in my ear — don’t ask).

Jessica Alba doesn’t strike me as the hard partying type, and instead of partaking in the usual St. Paddy’s Day Kegs and Eggs, she threw Honor in a green wagon and hauled her to the park in Los Angeles. Suri Cruise better start watching her back, because Honor is coming for her title as cutest Hollywood baby. Check out that hair! So adorable!

Well hello, dreamy! Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin hit the red carpet at the UK premiere of Remember Me in Leicester Square in London today, and did Robert Pattinson bring his A-game or WHAT?! Taylor WHO?! These pics are so hot, my I’m worried my laptop is going to catch on fire.

Nicole Richie went out to lunch with a friend in Beverly Hills today, and looking at these pictures I’ve come to the conclusion that she’s the coolest girl ever. She’s rich, famous and fabulous, which makes her a triple threat. Add to that the fact that she’s got two kids (including Harlow Winter, one with the coolest baby names in the history of America) and is planning a wedding to one of the Madden brothers, and she’s totally the coolest girl ever.

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston hit the red carpet at the Ziegfeld Theatre  last night for the big NYC premiere of their new movie, The Bounty Hunter. Even after working together for all these months, it looks like they’re still friendly — that’s pretty rare in Hollywood. And how G-L-A-M is Jennifer’s gold dress? She looks amazing!

Johnny Depp was busy filming a scene for his new movie, The Tourist, yesterday. The flick is shooting on location in Venice, which means that he’s getting paid to take in some Italian scenery — color me jealous!

Johnny was seen running through a market wearing pajamas and later warms up with a jacket while he chats with the film’s director, Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck.  Also on set was Johnny’s stunt double, who was seen jumping from a window on to boxes and sponge foam.

Lindsay Lohan got back into Los Angeles yesterday after a long flight from London.  Lohan’s lips seem to be fuller following her 3-week trip to Europe, where she spent time in London (new reports are saying that she’s considering moving there).

La Lohan also sparked a swine flu frenzy after a recent tweet on her Twitter account.  She tweeted that she felt “achy” and said one of her pals had already fallen ill with the disease and asked,  “What are the symptoms of Swine Flu?”   Lohan has been in Europe since reportedly failing to appear at her scheduled appearance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas where she was due to launch the expansion of her 6126 premium leggings collection into a full clothing line. Wonder if the Swine Flu is the reason she couldn’t make it?

Whatever her issue is, Swine Flu or otherwise, I hope she pulls out of it okay!

Heidi Montag, who recently debuted her new body after having multiple plastic surgeries, filmed scenes for her first movie role in the comedy Just Go With It (working title: The Pretend Wife) yesterday. The film stars Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Brooklyn Decker and is due out in 2011. This is big news for Heidi, even if she only plays herself in the film. She’s movin’ on up!

It was recently reported that Heidi announced she would no longer be managed by her husband Spencer Pratt, opting instead to rely on psychic Aiden Chase. She said:

“Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

Well, that’s one way to look at it!

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler recently teamed up to film a movie called The Bounty Hunter, and last night they hooked up again to do The Late Show with Letterman. There have been all kinds of rumors about these two (are they dating? Are they just friends?), but they’re both denying that they’re an item.

Such a shame. Don’t they make a really cute couple?

Of course he’s a good boyfriend — he’s totally loaded! That’s like, 97% of what it takes to be a good significant other. The other 3% should be a combination of hotness, intelligence and personality — but these characteristics are not as important as being rich.

Simon Cowell and his fiancee, Mezhgan Hussainy, held hands yesterday while getting some shopping done in Malibu yesterday. The two picked up some items at a clothing boutique and Simon tried on some new sunglasses to complete the look. Mezhgan also proudly displayed her elegant engagement ring as they strolled — obviously, she knows what’s most important, too!

Paris Hilton started her Easter shopping early yesterday afternoon, buying a large yellow stuffed chick while out and about in Los Angeles. That thing looks like it weighs as much as she does!  She looks ready for the holiday, too, dressed in a pink track suit with matching pink sneakers — rather festive, don’t you think?