Disney Brings Johnny Depp on for ‘Pirates 4′

Disney has decided to proceed with a fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, and they’ve signed a deal with Johnny Depp to continue carrying on the franchise. Worldwide, the Pirates movies have brought in around $2.6 billion worldwide. However, costars Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley have decided to call it quits.

On another note, if you picked up on the fact that the picture for this post isn’t actually of Johnny Depp, your powers of observation are rather keen. Noel Cruz is an artist that specializes in hand-painted dolls, and apparently he takes commissions every now and then. So, now you guys know what to get me for Christmas: a Carmen Electra signature stripper pole and a lifelike doll of myself!